A Whiff of Madness Future (DWTS Rumours)

So there is a rumor about that this upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars could be ... interesting. ABC has said that they will be making an announcement on August 30 during the The Bachelor Pad (or is it the Bachelorette, I don't really care).

But a couple of names have been popping up. Carrie Ann Inaba, whom we all know is simpatico with me in the thinking department, is apparently lobbying to get Lindsey Lohan into the competition. From a chance at the county pen for bolgna to ballroom for the Fabulous Mirror Ball Trophy? Could it be?

Another name being thrown around is Oksana Grigorieva... that would be the baby-mama of Mel Gibson whom he wished... well unspeakable things. At least unspeakable here.

Meanwhile, Troy Aikman is going around telling people he is all signed up and in to follow in the footsteps of his Dallas Cowboys' teammates. But then he turns around and says no way is he going to dance this season. So which will it be?