Someone to be on call for me when it comes to issuing subpoenas. I can write bloody oppositions to Good Faith Settlements, put together a motions for summary judgments in my sleep, and draft all the motions in limine for multiple trials simultaneously and arguing for contradictory results of law on the same factual patterns, but when I need to put together a freaking subpoena I go entirely to pieces with a "what the hell do I do with this stupid form".
I must be retarded. Every single time I need to issue a subpoena, I manage to confuse myself hopelessly. It should not be this difficult. And I should not be this stupid.
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