Requirements that the rest of us don't make...

... when booking a room.

I do not know what it is about today, but it seems like everywhere I look I am seeing bits on what people (read: those more important than the rest of us) are requesting for their rooms.

First up is the Vice President. Mr. Cheney apparently requires "fresh-brewed, decaffeinated coffee, four to six bottles of water and four cans of caffeine-free Diet" and "that the TV be tuned to Fox News, "The Smoking Gun" reported. And he likes the suite equipped with extra lamps, with all the lights turned on, as well as copies of the local newspaper, the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Wall Street Journal and USA Today." Its nice to know that Mr. Cheney reads a range of opinions. However, it does beg the question, what papers does the President ask for? For Cheney's full list of requirements, take a look at the document over at the smokinggun.

While not stating what kind of beverages she wants in her dressing room, it appears that Pink does have a special requirement: a stripper pole so she can give dances to her husband private dances before her shows.

I'm sure that Legally Intoxicated would love to be able to make these requests after his last trip.