These are the types of conversations I have

So this morning, I was talking with co-counsel in case. Now, Co-Counsel has another case and was asking me a question about a type of motion. So I sent Co-Counsel an example, one that I had filed in another case a few years ago. This is what followed:

Co-Counsel: Great, now that I have this I can finally lose my demurrer virginity.

Angrybell: Your demurrer virginity?

Co-Counsel: I've never done one before. As a matter of fact, when I do this one, I think there isn't a type of motion I haven't done before.

Angrybell: Really? Have you done a motion seeking quo warranto?

Co-Counsel: Nope.

Angrybell: Then you haven't lived.