T-minus 3 days

With three days to go, I got my present for my girl friend for V-Day.

Hopefully this will ward off the evil eye from Valentine's Day, but somehow I doubt it. Last year, we nearly broke up for good. I'm not even going to go into what happened over the previous 20 Valentine's days (that would be since I started noticing girls). To me, its just an evil day that I would like to avoid.

All those with time machines that can get me to the Ides of February without a stopover on the 14th, please help!