This Is What They Talk About At Big Firms?

So my wife, Mrs. Angrybell, works at a rather large firm in the city. Today, she forwarded me the following exchange between her and her cohorts on one of the teams that she works on that defends, what she terms, a Great Corporation Accused of Great Wrongs.

From: Mrs.Angrybell
To: Waldo; PassiveAgressiveIrishman
Re: This Just In

Our FearlessLeader is going to be out of the office Monday thru Wednesday next week.

Mrs.Angrybell

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From: PassiveAgressiveIrishman
To: Mrs.Angrybell; Waldo
Re: This Just In

Where's he going? He only shares his intimate secrets with you, Mrs.Angrybell, because you are special.... :-) [of course, maybe you just heard this tidbit from FailedStandupGirl [ed. note, she's the secretary for Mrs.Angrybell]

PassiveAgressiveIrishman

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From: Mrs.Angrybell
To: PassiveAgressiveIrishman; Waldo
Re: This Just In

As I have told you I am the last Airbender - special, unique, telepathic with powers to save humanity. :) I have divined that he's headed to Boston for a science primer with SuperNerdGeekLawyer.

Mrs.Angrybell

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From: PassiveAgressiveIrishman
To: Mrs.Angrybell;Waldo
Re: This Just In

Why does Han Solo need to travel to see Yoda when he has Obi-Wan in the adjoining office?

PassiveAgressiveIrishman

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From: Mrs.Angrybell
To: PassiveAgressiveIrishman; Waldo
Re: This Just In

Dude, Han Solo is some rogue pilot. He is not a jedi. Somewhere in the universe a science fiction fan just died.

And its more than likely that someone billed around $300 per hour to one of the Great Corporations Accused of Great Wrongs for this. Sigh.